Curse

Mistress Eyahl · Oct 05, 2005, 07:24 PM // 19:24

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

..time to get a new fence o_o

EchoSex · Oct 05, 2005, 07:30 PM // 19:30

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Originally Posted by Divinitys Creature

What does a cow without lips say?

OOOOOOO

LOL I love that one.

Mistress Eyahl · Oct 05, 2005, 07:32 PM // 19:32

What time is it when AW sits on your fence..?

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 05, 2005, 08:12 PM // 20:12

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Originally Posted by Divinitys Creature

What does a cow without lips say?

OOOOOOO

hahaha

Naprius · Oct 05, 2005, 08:27 PM // 20:27

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Originally Posted by kg_lildude1

laugh at the wise man and he will contemplate...
laugh at the fool and he will laugh back...
laugh at the dumbass and he will laugh at the fire hydrant...

laugh at me and i'll slap you silly

Divinitys Creature · Oct 05, 2005, 08:59 PM // 20:59

How come I can never remember jokes when I need to?

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 05, 2005, 09:12 PM // 21:12

What is silver and blue and has a star on their head?

The Dallas Cowboys

Tzhebee · Oct 05, 2005, 09:38 PM // 21:38

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam

How does a crazy person get through the woods?
They take the psycho path

What sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom

A penguin is driving through Arizona when his oil light comes on. So he pulls over to a service station to see what the problem is. The attendant tells him to come back in an hour after he has had a chance to look at the car. So the penguin goes for a walk and comes upon an ice cream stand. He's a penguin, he's in Arizona, it's really hot, so he decides that a big bowl of vanilla ice cream would be very refreshing. He sits down to eat but of course, he has no hands, so he just buries his face in the bowl and makes a great mess. By the time he is done he has ice cream all over him. He is embarrassed because he can't clean himself up, but he heads back to the service station. When he sees the mechanic, he says, "Did you find out what's wrong with my car?" The mechanic replies, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No no," says the penguin, "it's just ice cream."

It vuss a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash, put a roast in the oven and went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. “Gudness, it’s hot,” she mused as she walked down Main street. She passed by a tavern and thought “Vy, nodt?” So, Helga sat at the bar and the bartender asked her what she would like to drink. Helga said “Ya know, it’s zo hot, I tink I’ll haff myself a fold beer.” The bartender asked “Anheuser Busch?” Helga, surprised, replied, “Vell fine, tanks. Undt how’s yurr pecker??”

kg_lildude1 · Oct 05, 2005, 09:57 PM // 21:57

wud ya get when a elephant crosses with a rhino?
elephino...

you have tp read the answer outloud phoneticallly to get it

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 06, 2005, 12:41 PM // 12:41

Q: How does a male elephant find a female elephant in the tall grass?

A: Very nice.

kg_lildude1 · Oct 06, 2005, 03:32 PM // 15:32

what does a duck do without a bill?
chirp like a birdey!

John Waffletord · Oct 06, 2005, 04:05 PM // 16:05

Two W/Mo's rented a boat to go fishing in the bay. They get out there and are catching all sorts of fish all day long. One of them says to the other "Man, i wish we had a way to mark this place in the bay so we can come back" So the other one looks around, grabs a black marker and puts a big X on the bottom of the boat. The other W/Mo looks at him and says "You're a freaking idiot! What makes you think we'll get this boat next time?"

Virgo · Oct 06, 2005, 04:07 PM // 16:07

ROFLCOPTERS!!!!LOLSKATERS!!!....that's awesome....

Waaaaaaaait....are you saying W/Mo's are stupid?

Why didn't he put the black X on himself?????
Jeez

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 06, 2005, 04:50 PM // 16:50

What do you call a ranger dwarf? A short-ranger.

What does a death necro have for supper? Filet Minion.

Who went from 110 lbs (50 kg) to 12 oz. post-sear? Althea.

What do you call henchmen in a lava lake? Hench-fries.

What do you call a 55 monk who claims he's a healer? The first quitter in the party.

What do you call a ranger whose teammates are too impatient to wait for him to set traps? The guy who has to rez everyone.

Count Feanor · Oct 06, 2005, 05:20 PM // 17:20

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Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

What do you call a ranger dwarf? A short-ranger.

What does a death necro have for supper? Filet Minion.

Who went from 110 lbs (50 kg) to 12 oz. post-sear? Althea.

What do you call henchmen in a lava lake? Hench-fries.

What do you call a 55 monk who claims he's a healer? The first quitter in the party.

What do you call a ranger whose teammates are too impatient to wait for him to set traps? The guy who has to rez everyone.

That's hilarious. I especially liked the fillet Minion. LOL

Doooom · Oct 06, 2005, 05:32 PM // 17:32

A blonde boards a plane and sits down in first class. Another customer comes up and says, "Pardon me, but you're in my seat." She says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I've never flown before and I'm not moving." Not sure what to do, the customer asks a flight attendant for assistance. The flight attendant asks for her ticket, and then tells her that her seat is in coach. The blonde says "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I've never flown before and I'm not moving." Completely flustered, the attendant gets the pilot and tells him what's going on. The pilot calmly walks back and whispers something into the blonde's ear. The blonde jumps up and runs to coach as fast as possible. The attendant asks, "What did you tell her?" His reply: "I told her this part of the plane wasn't going to Hawaii."

Doooom · Oct 06, 2005, 05:38 PM // 17:38

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are arrested and are brought before a firing squad. The squad commander blindfolds the brunette and places her in front of the squad. He then counts off "1.... 2...." and the brunette suddenly screams "Earthquake!!!!" The squad is distracted and she flees to safety.
The squad commander then blindfolds the redhead and places her in front of the squad. He counts off "1.... 2...." and the redhead screams "Tornado!!!!" Again, the squad is distracted and she flees to safety.
The blonde is blindfolded and placed in front of the squad. The commander counts "1.... 2...." and the blonde screams "Fire!!!!"

Mistress Eyahl · Oct 06, 2005, 05:47 PM // 17:47

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Originally Posted by Doooom

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are arrested and are brought before a firing squad. The squad commander blindfolds the brunette and places her in front of the squad. He then counts off "1.... 2...." and the brunette suddenly screams "Earthquake!!!!" The squad is distracted and she flees to safety.
The squad commander then blindfolds the redhead and places her in front of the squad. He counts off "1.... 2...." and the redhead screams "Tornado!!!!" Again, the squad is distracted and she flees to safety.
The blonde is blindfolded and placed in front of the squad. The commander counts "1.... 2...." and the blonde screams "Fire!!!!"

That... is RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING brilliant!!!

Best joke I've ever heard!!!

Doooom · Oct 06, 2005, 06:17 PM // 18:17

Ty... those are my two favorite blonde jokes

kg_lildude1 · Oct 06, 2005, 07:03 PM // 19:03

LOL great one doooom